Heat is on

I am Hot. And before you get wrong ideas , just clarifying that this is not an erotic Post. It's about my relationship with airconditioners. If any AC is working fine, it will stop working or get into an auto switch off mode when ever I am in the room. The office airconditioner, all others shiver and yet my perspiration has no bounds. It remits Hot air where I sit but keeps the rest of the office cool. At home or at any place when I touch the remote to reduce the temperature, the air conditioners start emitting hot air irrespective of the temperature set. I used to be bewildered but now I understood, I am HOT, super HOT and the airconditioners are trying to match up to me. I set standards you see.